Shaking hands with Dogs

joisbishmyoga:

whatbigotspost:

soberscientistlife:

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

To clarify the math even further:

9 cents per $100.

21 cents per $100.

11 cents per $100.

15 cents per $100.

Bonus: 15 cents is Ohio’s sales tax on a fucking soda pop. You buy a coke and you’ve just paid the gov’t like 50 times more than any of these studios are willing to give so thousands of people can make ends meet.

butch-himbo-king:

butch-himbo-king:

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

this is what she looked like

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gunsandfireandshit:

thepleasuregoblin:

thepleasuregoblin:

thepleasuregoblin:

Week after week I become more tempted to try the white gilgamesh

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

Ok getting people asking for a review in the notes so here we go.

FLAVOR: Actually not bad at all. I used a wheat beer as sort of the closest modern approximation to sumerian beer, and mixed it 2/3 to 1/3 with goat milk. The flavors complemented each other well.

TEXTURE: Unusual, but not necessarily unpleasant. Creamy yet lightly carbonated from the beer. Definitely gonna bother some people.

AFTEREFFECTS: Sat in my stomach like a rock, and the alcohol hit me like I had had 3 beers instead of one. It does in fact make you feel you’re made of wood

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gothedrals:

pick one

bohemian rhapsody

we will rock you

we are the champions

somebody to love

don’t stop me now

I want to break free

another one bites the dust

killer queen

bicycle race

fat bottomed girls

under pressure

you’re my best friend

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catasters:

everythingfox:

And he has no regrets

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yr-tiktok-mom:

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sometiktoksarevalid:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

onigatito:

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jonnywaistcoat:

pseudomantis:

pseudomantis:

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they’re just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it’s fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

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jooshthepunished:

hehe-food-deactivated20210615:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

It says “Invest”

Folgers CEO

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